40 Funny Things To Say To A Girl Or Guy You Like

There are some funny things to say to a girl or a guy you like since the easiest way to the heart of the person is to make him or her laugh. Of course, you don’t have to be a comedian to do this, you just need to know the right things to say at the right time to get the funny reaction you are hoping for.

Funny things to say to a girl or a guy you like should really not be such a big deal as the late stand-up comedian and actor Don Rickles once said; “Some people say funny things, but I say things funny”. If you are able to follow that advice, then you will be able to trigger that link that endears you to the person you love and make it easier for them to open up and tell you how much they love you.

If for some reason you are still having a hard time coming up with funny things to say, below is a list that we have come up with that we hope will help you.

Funny Things To Say To Someone You Like

1. I did not get enough sleep last night because I was looking up at the stars matching each one with a unique reason why I love you. I am glad to tell you that I ran out of stars before I could finish.

This statement is both funny and flattering. It is funny that you did not get enough sleep but flattering that you chose to think about why you love her instead of getting some much-needed sleep. At the end of it all, whether true or not, the recipient of this statement is sure to like you a little bit more.

2. I tried rearranging the alphabet but for some reason, the letters “U” and “I” would never separate.

There are eleven alphabets between “I” and “U” so it is quite absurd to say that the two cannot be separated. This, however, paints a picture of your sense of humor to the person and how you feel about them.

3. Your father must be an alien because there is no other person on the planet that looks like you.

Many will agree that this is a cheesy line, however, it will definitely make anyone with some sense of humor crack a smile.

4. Even if the best painters in the world tried for a thousand years to create the picture-perfect woman, they still would not be able to capture your beauty.

What girl does not like to hear that she is beautiful? To add that she is probably the most beautiful woman in the world will keep her blushing for as long as the conversation lasts.

5. Your family must think I am a drunk but the truth is that I am just intoxicated by you.

The statement is one funny thing to say in place of singing Beyonce’s “Drunk in Love” to the person you love.

6. You must be a dictionary because you add meaning to my life.

Dictionaries are where we go to find meanings to words we do not know. Telling some that they add meaning to your life simply implies that without them you will be lost and that they mean the world to you.

7. I have a heart attack every time I am with you. For some reason, my heart skips beats and races when I feel your touch.

This would be perfect for a medical professional who would understand the severity of one’s heart skipping a beat.

8. The fires of hell would be better with you than all of the happiness in heaven if you weren’t mine.

While this might not be the best funny thing to say to a person of faith, it shows how much you are willing to give up to be with the person.

9. The doctor almost fainted after taking an x-ray of my heart. He asked me what happened with a scared look on his face and I told him not to worry because I gave my heart to you. That’s why it is missing.

This statement should elicit at least a smile because of how fictitious it is to live without a heart.

10. When I am not with you, I think of you. When I am not thinking of you, I am dreaming of you. When I am not dreaming of you, I will be dead.

In other words, they do not see themselves living without you.

Funny Random Things To Say

11. I was going to buy you a flower, but then I realized that you are far more beautiful than any rose I could pick.

Roses are beautiful flowers that symbolize romance, love, beauty, and courage. They emit beautiful positive feelings and as a result, have become the masterpiece of all the flowers. If someone is able to say that you are more beautiful than any rose they could pick, they certainly have strong feelings for you.

12. If my life ended today, I would be content with how I have lived because I will always know that you have made me the happiest I will ever be.

There is nothing better in this world than to know that you are the best thing to have happened to someone.

13. I have a million dreams at night, and they all start and end with you.

There are not many people who remember their dreams at night. Those who do will tell you that they usually dream of a myriad of things. As a result, it is a huge compliment to be told that all they dreamed about was you.

14. If I were a bird, I would grow the brightest feathers and do the best dance to win your heart.

Other than the Vogelkop superb bird of paradise, birds are not generally known to dance. The dance of the bird of paradise is, however, a sight to behold so anyone willing to replicate such an effort for you really cares about you.

15. When I first met you, I saw perfection. When I realized that you had flaws, I fell for you even more.

No human is perfect. So telling someone that despite their shortcomings you still love them, is one of the greatest things you could say to make sure that they know you are in love.

16. Sometimes words are not enough to tell you how great you have been. I’d rather give you a kiss!

It might be easier to just ask for a kiss but saying it this way shows that actions speak louder than words.

17. If my life was a puzzle, you would be the final piece that makes it complete.

Life is often described as the most difficult puzzle one would ever have to complete. So telling someone that they are the final piece is an interesting analogy that indicates how important they are to you.

18. If your beauty was described in time, you would be my eternity.

The above statement is a fancy way of saying her beauty is unquantifiable because eternity simply means infinite time that never ends.

19. There aren’t enough stars in the sky to show you how much you brighten up my day.

To better understand how sweet and funny this statement is, you will have to know that while it is impossible to know how many stars exist, astronomers estimate that there are about 300 billion in our Milky Way galaxy alone.

20. Is Your Name Gillette? Because You Are The Best A Man Can Get.

A funny line curled from the Gillette razor tagline.

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21. I think I am going to need knee surgery because every day that I am with you, I fall for you all over again.

Implying falling to the ground here is what is funny, however, the person is only trying to say that they are falling in love with you over and over again.

22. I am going to call the cops on you because it must be illegal to be as fine as you are.

Obviously, no law enforcement official is going to arrest you for being beautiful. This makes it a funny thing to say to someone while also complimenting them.

23. Every time I see you, it reminds me of the one rose missing from my bouquet.

This statement has managed to infuse two different sweet and funny things you can say; that you are as beautiful as a rose and that with you, the bouquet will be complete.

24. There is supposed to be a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. It so happened to be that the day I followed one was the day I found you.

Gold is a very rare and precious item that the speaker has likened to the recipient by saying they were found where the precious item was supposed to be.

25. Sadness has no place in the world when I am with you. It’s like your smile can rid the world of hunger and your laughter can cure depression.

The world would certainly be a much better place if someone’s smile could cure hunger, sadness, and depression. While we can all admit that this is a fallacy, it is nice to hear how much your smile brightens the day of someone else.

26. Even though I could live without you, I would be miserable every second of the day.

This would be perfect for someone who does not necessarily get moved by hearing significantly fictitious statements. It goes straight to the point and says what it has to say.

27. If I was diabetic, I would be in trouble because you’re so sweet I would go into shock.

Another funny statement that would be best understood by a medical practitioner although it simply means that the person is sweet.

28. Up to 60% of the human adult body is water and guess what? I am very thirsty right now.

While this might be misinterpreted to have sexual innuendo, it is as clear as any statement that says “I want you”

29. As long as I have arms, you’ll have a place to run to when you’re scared.

There is no other statement that would better imply that you are going to protect her.

30. Do you know how much the average polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hello!

As bad as pick-up lines go, this will definitely rank among the very worst. It could however do the trick and you will only know till after you try it.

Funny Things To Say To Your Friends

31. If you listen to my heart, you’ll be trying to find yourself.

Another way to say you live for the person or your heart beats for them.

32. Your parents must be bakers because you are as sweet as a pie.

you can’t go wrong if you are able to squeeze together a compliment to both her personality and beauty.

33. Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life? I already gave my heart to you.

Being in love with someone certainly feels like you are living for them. And since the heart is a euphemism for love, the speaker is trying to imply that their heart is all yours.


34. If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.

Again, actions speak louder than words.

35. Was that an earthquake or did you just shake my entire world in a second?

A fancy way of telling her that she rocks your world.

36. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Yes, she is an angel.

37. Are you religious? You’ve been the answer to all of my prayers.

It can certainly feel like God has answered your prayers when someone walks into your life and everything just begins to fall into place.

38. You must eat Lucky Charms for breakfast because you are magically delicious

Just like the funny thing to say inspired by Gillette, this one gets its inspiration from Lucky Charms cereal which says “They’re Magically Delicious!”

39. Sit down and give those legs a rest. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

A perfectly fun way to tell someone you have been thinking about them.

40. I now realize that I have lived two completely different lives; a loveless one before you and a complete one after we fell in love.

You will definitely score top points when you tell a girl she changed your life after she entered it.


I hope you found this pool of funny things to say valuable. With them serving as an inspiration, you should be able to come up with your own list of things to say that are funny. Remember, funny things are never funny unless they are said with a little sense of humor. And the more personalized a statement is, the more it will be appreciated by the recipient who would know that you have put some effort to put a smile on their face.

Joanne Lawrence
Joanne Lawrencehttps://www.skinnyscoop.com/
Joanne Lawrence is an experienced journalist and lifestyle blogger based in London, United Kingdom


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