Tacky White Elephant Gift Ideas

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Some call it a Yankee swap, others know it as the White Elephant gift exchange. Either way, it conjurs up an image of tacky, funny and crazy gift swapping. We're compiling a list of the ugliest and most absurd gifts to bring to your Holiday bash!

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The Dog Or Cat Toilet Bowl

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Gnarly Teeth Set

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Potty Putter Putting Mat Golf Game

Lane Kennedy-Levy: that is hysterical!

CatK: My husband would think this was funny but he actually might use it!

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Chihuahua Face T-shirt

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The Tuggie

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Wow, I can't believe this is even a product. I found this looking for the snuggie.

the stylish housewife: OMG...i would DIE if i opened this at a white elephant exchange!!!

Claudia: I literally "laughed out loud" when I found this!

Erika Price: Now this is SERIOUSLY tacky!!!!!

Lane Kennedy-Levy: No way. Really, someone made this...

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The Hillary & Bill Clinton Combo Set

Hillary Nutcracker - Cracks Touch Nuts + Bill Corkscrew - Quickly Screws in and Pulls Out

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Bacon Scented Soap

Soap that smells like bacon...need we say more?!

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Viking Edition Beard Head

2012's hottest white elephant gift: The Beard Beanie...

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Corn Dog Maker

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Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes

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Superwomen Knee High Cape Sock

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Christmas Tuggie

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Beardski Pirate Ski Mask

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'Just-in Beaver' Blow Up Doll

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The Unofficial Borat Mankini

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20" Extendable Metal Back Scratcher

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Lawn Gnome

Any lawn gnome will do but we particularly like this mooning gnome!

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Chia Obama

The Chia people can make anything or anyone into a Chia pet.

Ticlr: I've always wanted one of these!

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Foot Alignment Socks

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I don't think people will be fighting over these feet alignment socks.

Claudia: Maybe I should have tried this out before my surgery! Not! haha

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Awkward Family Photos Book

We actually think this one is a pretty good score for a White Elephant exchange.

Michelle Hutchison: I would love this - makes me laugh

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Panasonic Nose Hair Trimmer

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Panasonic ER-GN30-K vortex wet/dry nose and facial hair trimmer makes it easy for you to keep those embarrassing hairs in your nose and face nice and trimmed. This trimmer uses a rotary cutting system that is fast and safe, eliminating the...

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Kimy added:

 For those lonely nights or when you need some comforting. Hahha!

Boyfriend Pillow

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Boy friend pillow is perfect pillow for any bed. The pillow measures 22-by-9-inches for the body and 36 inches for the arm. You can use this pillow as a body pillow or as a neck roll. The boy friend pillow provides firm sleeping support and it's...

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Chihuahua Face T-shirt

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Hand dyed shirt featuring a screen print graphic of a chihuahua face on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt dyed and printed by the mountain which uses only inks and dyes to bring you a durable and comfortable t-shirt

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'Just-in Beaver' Blow Up Doll

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Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't...

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Kimy added:

 A game where you fling "poo" at someone's head? I'm in!

Jumpin' Banana Doody Head Velcro Cap Poo Flinging Game

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It's Poo-Flinging Fun! Maturity is over-rated! Why not play target practice with your favorite fool as you lob poo piles at his cap! Hysterical "Doody Head" hats have sticky strips and pre-printed point scores so you can keep track of who slings the...

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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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With this hilarious Nose Shower Gel Dispenser nothing says clean like rubbing snot in your hair! Guaranteed to freak out guests. Just squeeze the enormous sniffer to make boogery green shower gel ooze out. The dispenser easily attaches to any smooth...

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LeslieJ added:

 I want one of these (for real) at my desk

The Official Bullsh*t Button

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This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren....

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LeslieJ added:

 I like that these are kinda cute but also naughty. Porkin' pigs!

Porkin Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Soooieee! It's the Porkin' Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers. BaronBob.com is home to these Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers and all sorts of other stuff that will get you in trouble.

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LeslieJ added:

 I can't believe they still sell these!

The Original Pet Rock

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Relive the 1970s with the Original Pet Rock. BaronBob.com is home to the Pet Rock and all sorts of other fads.

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Kimy added:

 Even if you don't watch Eastbound and Down, who can resist a hat and mullet combo?

Eastbound & Down Kenny Powers 55 Baselball Cap Hat With Mullet Wig

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Shop Eastbound & Down at The Amazon Clothing Store. Free Super Saver Shipping + Free Returns on Qualified Orders.

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Kimy added:

 Get your bling on in gold or silver!

Fun Bling Bling Grillz

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Fun Bling Bling Grillz - Set of 10 Gold and Silver Insert Grillz, i

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TheDudeAbides added:

 Great White Elephant gift under $15.

Kimy added:

 A reindeer that "poops" candy definitely brings a smile to my face.

Reindeer Pooper Candy Pooper Dispenser

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Mini pocket pooper keychain. Dispenses piles of yummy cola flavored candies. Net wt. 0.1oz. Not suitable for children under 3 years. Perfect stocking stuffer!

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The Unofficial Borat Mankini

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Wear this only if you dare! This mankini only comes in one size.

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PartyWeDo added:

 It just looks like a bunch of fun!

Fuzzy Easter gifts and white elephant gift exchange combined |AlbinoPhant

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A fuzzy duck or chicken can be shot across the room during the white elephant gift exchange. After if flies, everyone will want to steal it...

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Amy Lavender added:

 Who doesn't like receiving an decorative plate with kittens playing the violin for Christmas?

RELATED BLOG POST: The Best of Our Goodwill White Elephant Trip

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Some of the "interesting" things we found for a white elephant party at our local Goodwill.

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Larissa added:

 Almost as ridiculous as the bangs for babies!

Uggs for Dogs

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Pugz are comfy shoes for your dog to enjoy. They are made out of faux leather and faux wool. Each shoe has an adjustable hook and loop strap to secure fit. These shoes protect the dog’s paws from harsh weather conditions, while keeping them warm and ...

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Michelle Hutchison added:

 Yikes! Who would give a wig to a baby???

Baby Bangs!

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Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!!

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CatK added:

 Pair these with spray on tan to look like Snookie!

Jersey Shore Rhinestone Sunglasses

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Faux Clear Rhinestone Sunglasses that folks Where down on the Jersey Shore!

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Larissa added:

 #2 on their list: Extraordinary Hair Removal Devices - I agree, nose hair trimmers are the best gifts for people you hate.

RELATED LINK: Gawker's Holiday Guide: Gifts for People You Hate

Welcome to Gift Guide Week at Gawker, where we instruct on how best to fritter away your hard-won dollars on meaningless tokens of consumerism, because a bastard baby was born in a pile of hay on a clear night 2000 years ago.

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Larissa added:

 For the Twihard in your life.

Twilight "Edward and Jacob" Necklace with Locket

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Larissa added:

 #1 gifts to avoid: McDonald's Drive-Thru Center: This is one way to tell your kid "Hey, you know what's fun? Being a fry cook at McDonald's!" Really? Does pretending to sell your imaginary obese friends fast food sound exciting? No, it sounds like a bad set up for a future career.

RELATED LINK: 17 Gifts That You Should Never Give Anyone For The Holidays

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17 Gifts That You Should Never Give Anyone For The Holidays: Holiday shopping has been going on for a couple weeks, so here's some...

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 Van Gogh Socks for the art lover.

Starry Night Knee Socks

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Light up the night sky in these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh. Extra comfy fabric blend of cotton, polyester & spandex. Sock It To Me. Women's fit size 5-10.

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Claudia added:

 Gifts that your recipient will actually appreciate.

ANOTHER LIST: The Anti-White Elephant Gift List by Eden Godsoe

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I am not a fan of true white elephant gift exchanges. People exchanging tacky, plastic gifts that will be thrown away minutes later. I prefer to give something that is useful and universally appreciated regardless of whether the recipient is a man...

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Mallory added:

 I don't know if you can get much more ridiculous than this!

Cupcake-Shower-Cap

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Cupcakes are always the best for eating but did you know they're also the best for keeping your hair dry? This plastic shower cap looks like a yummy frosted cupcake with a cherry on top. Cap is 10.5 in diameter, cherry is 2 high.

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Claudia added:

 Who wouldn't want a Snuggie?! Perfect for those cold offices.

Snuggie Fleece Blanket

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Fleece blanket with sleeves guaranteed to keep you warm all winter long.

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Claudia added:

 Wow, I can't believe this is even a product. I found this looking for the snuggie.

The Tuggie

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Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your private part. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations, only the Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go!

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Claudia added:

 I saw this on Good Morning America and found this absolutely hilarious. It's a great gift for someone who is in love with beer!

Beer Soap

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Great for bathing, shaving and washing your hair. You'll walk out of your shower smelling hungover!

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SkinnyScoop Member added:

 The do not buy list.

ANOTHER LIST: Oprah's WORST Favorite Things 2011

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Oprah finally unveiled her Favorite Things for 2011 and I am underwhelmed to say the least. I don't know how some of these items made it on to her list...but this is pretty bad. What's the WORST favorite thing on Oprah's list??

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SkinnyScoop Member added:

 I don't think people will be fighting over these feet alignment socks.

Foot Alignment Socks

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I've known people to be weirded out by these socks, which you can definitely feel separating and stretching your toes. But I think they're comfy. They're supposed to 'align' your toes, and help prevent problems like hammer...

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Jackie added:

 The commercial for this product makes it extremely ridiculous. My sister actually wanted one of these though and she claims that it really works...I did try it and it is pretty tough. I think it's still a great white elephant gift that is funny, tacky, but could be useful.

Shake Weight

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For only 2 payments of $19.95 and just $9.95 processing and handling, you're going to love the way your arms and upper body look when you use the Shake Weight

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